Had quite an interesting and jaw dropping experience last thursday. I had a gyno doc appointment. The doc was German. She reminded me of my school principal...but with a bushier hair-do...
This is a few snippets of our conversation...
Gyno Nazi: Vaat is wrong wiz u?
Me: ummmm, nothing really, just a regular yearly check up
Gyno Nazi: Well, zere haz to be somezing wrong wiz u...or elze ze insurunce wont pay!
Me: ummm, alright, well I do have severe pms symptoms...night sweats, stomach aches, major water retention, etc.
Gyno Nazi: You are uverweight!
Me: yes, yes I am...I have gained weight in Dubai...
Gyno Nazi: Khow much you gain?
Me: Around 20 kilos...
Gyno Nazi: And you are cumplaining about ze pmz zymptoms! Luuk at your receding herline and your zeets! Ven vus zee last time you had a buyfriend?
Me: Around a year ago...
Gyno Nazi: Vell ofcurse you have zee weird pmz! You have gained all zis weight! You have to lose ze weight and get back to your nurmal zize. And you swut all niiite...how veel you ever have a buyfriend? You veel swut all over heeem...he vill run away frum you!
Me: Ummm, yes, I guess, well I should go jump out of the window now...
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Wli, this ain't for real - is it? You've dramatized it, right? Otherwise, waina hal Nazi gyno, ru7 e3milla some heavy duty nuking!
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