HomeTown Phobia

Can a country be saturated with gorgeous, luscious, and slender people...yes it can! Yes it does exist! My hometown!  

I am normally super excited about seeing my friends, family, and loved ones...the vibe in my hometown is unbelievable. Everything is alive. Everybody is ready to be. to live. to love. 

The town that I love, with the people I adore, with the streets I crave for has become my fear. It terrorizes me at night. In my dreams. At work. 

In my hometown people start conversations with: hi, keefik? Ca va! Wow, you’ve lost so much weight! So, tell me who was the doctor? What, you got a plastic surgery loan from the bank? This type of conversation is not only limited to your close friends, it’s a tradition practiced by practically everyone…so I’ll be buying my groceries, minding my own business, and the grocer will come by and say: you’ve become so fat! You look big and juicy like a watermelon!

Ok the picture I have chosen does not really go with my blog and my style ... but that's how I'm feeling right now ...

Friend or foe?!

A few years ago I had heard about this quack doc in Lebanon who told you what to eat according to your blood type. Based on conversations I had with his patients, he was a wacky quacky!

Again a few months back friends of mine had paid $550 for a consultation based on the theory of eating according to your blood type...not sure if this really worked for my friends or not, because they didnt follow up on it...

Yesterday a colleague shared with me a document on "eat right for your blood type". According to this document, everything I am eating right now is WRONG!!!!!
Not sure how accurate this document is or if it is beneficial...
I started doing research some research on this theory and found out that Dr. Peter D'Adamo is the guy who popularized this method with his book ‘eat right for your type’. This is the link to his website: http://www.dadamo.com/
He has been criticised mainly because he has never conducted any test and control experiments on the blood type theory diet. I will need to do more research on this and ofcourse share my results ;)

Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess!

After the lovely episodes of losing my mojo-ness, I am now working on getting my mojolation back into action!

First things first, I need to give a few updates on my progress.

Progress Report I

Since Feb 1st till Feb 20th, I had lost 0.5 kg...woohooo!
Since Feb 21st till March 1st, I regained the 0.5 kg...boohoo!

Progress Report Summary

No Progress

Wayforward

Do not lose hope. Although, keeping up the will power and not losing hope is very tough. It's hard to imagine the light at the end of the tunnel. But I just pretend that it is there and hope that my faith will keep me going on. I still have a few months (and the rest of my life!) to keep up my new regimen/lifestyle.

Carrot Stick

This week my company is having a huge red carpet dinner affair. Dont really feel like going to the fancy shmansy do. But it seems the dinner will have a local jazz band play there. If it's the same jazz band that played under my house a few weeks back, then I recall the drop hot gorgeous bassist...drool drool...*sigh*
I sit and dream that he will come up to me and say: "I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on."

I need to get my act together! I have 2 days to lose 20Kilos!

Breathe in. Breathe out. Think zen. Think happy thoughts. Think reality.

I need to get me some bridget jones style knickers! Something to tuck in my tummy fat, suck in my thighs, and give me marilyn monroe curves, yikes! Where the hell am i going to find that? In a few days! Panic panic, sweat sweat, breathe in breathe out...

Two days is a LONG way from now...a lot can happen...I can wake up tomorrow looking like Cindy Fucking Crawford! Woohoo! I am feeling much better now!