Monday, March 1, 2010

Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess!

After the lovely episodes of losing my mojo-ness, I am now working on getting my mojolation back into action!

First things first, I need to give a few updates on my progress.

Progress Report I

Since Feb 1st till Feb 20th, I had lost 0.5 kg...woohooo!
Since Feb 21st till March 1st, I regained the 0.5 kg...boohoo!

Progress Report Summary

No Progress

Wayforward

Do not lose hope. Although, keeping up the will power and not losing hope is very tough. It's hard to imagine the light at the end of the tunnel. But I just pretend that it is there and hope that my faith will keep me going on. I still have a few months (and the rest of my life!) to keep up my new regimen/lifestyle.

Carrot Stick

This week my company is having a huge red carpet dinner affair. Dont really feel like going to the fancy shmansy do. But it seems the dinner will have a local jazz band play there. If it's the same jazz band that played under my house a few weeks back, then I recall the drop hot gorgeous bassist...drool drool...*sigh*
I sit and dream that he will come up to me and say: "I like a woman with an arse you can park a bike in and balance a pint of beer on."

I need to get my act together! I have 2 days to lose 20Kilos!

Breathe in. Breathe out. Think zen. Think happy thoughts. Think reality.

I need to get me some bridget jones style knickers! Something to tuck in my tummy fat, suck in my thighs, and give me marilyn monroe curves, yikes! Where the hell am i going to find that? In a few days! Panic panic, sweat sweat, breathe in breathe out...


Two days is a LONG way from now...a lot can happen...I can wake up tomorrow looking like Cindy Fucking Crawford! Woohoo! I am feeling much better now!





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